March 04, 2004
category Loony-Bin   
Experts have shown that having kids raises a woman's IQ. I agree, but I also feel that it goes down a few years later. Why? Here's my theory: When a woman is pregnant or has just had a child, she reads and absorbs any and all information available that will keep her from accidentally killing her kids. After a few years, her IQ will go back down, or even lower than before because all energy is diverted to trying not to kill her kids intentionally!

Oh, just so you know. I've been trying to get a picture of me (a clear one), up on my profile. I've been wrestling with Tripod's editing tools for a good portion of the day, and still can't get it to work. Soon as I work it out, you will be informed!

amy · 01:23 PM · take your meds · 1 ping ·