February 28, 2004
category Loony-Bin   
I totally flipped out on my husband yesterday as I was doing the dishes, I have been under a lot of stress this week. The little terrorists who are disguised as my daughters have nearly perfected their latest form of tourture. It involves repeatedly asking questions beginning with the word "Why" until Mom's head finally explodes from the constant assault! I've finally worked up a resistence to the "Can I have a snack?" torture. Still haven't figured out how to avoid "The Pincher". I really think I may have been exposed to something while I was pregnant with this one. From day one, she has received perverse pleasure in rolling or pinching my skin between her tiny fingers. I wake up to it nearly every morning. It's like Chinese water torture. The more I try to ignore it, the more it drives me mad!! Delightful child that she is, she seems to do it more when she needs her nails trimmed, OUCH! Their father is strangely immune to their methods. I'm starting to think it's a conspiracy.

I'm relieved to have my free day today. I've been craving Krispy Kreme's all week! My arms hurt so much after my workout yesterday that I can barely lift them. I feel like that person on Seinfeld who doesn't swing their arms when they walk! And oh, I think I had dreams about mayonnaise, bacon, and LOTS of bread! And chocolate! Now I like chocolate as much as the next person, but I'm not one of those people who get all orgasmic over even the thought of it....Until today! I can get a candy bar!! Or 2 or 3!! It will be all fun and games until the bloating and stomach cramps kick in. But it's worth it, oh yeah, it's worth it!

amy · 01:37 PM · take your meds · 3 pings ·