August 17, 2007
In the last few days, there has been a few things going on between me and my favorite coffee company. I'll put it in bullet format mostly because I haven't used bullets in a while.
- I am sending an email to complain about a certain Starbucks location near me. Even though I get my order messed up EVERY SINGLE TIME I go there, I still go there on a semi-regular basis because they are the nearest one with a drive-thru. I order a Cinnamon latte. What I get is either a Cinnamon Dolce latte, or a latte with no syrup, or a latte with no syrup with cinnamon powder sprinkled on top (eww). Or I go in there, order a "triple venti cinnamon non-fat latte", and invariably get the response "Is that a Cinnamon Dolce?" Listen bitch, did I say dolce? No, I did not! Which brings me to the sad news that
- I was informed by my regular Starbucks' staff (whom I LOVE with pink puffy hearts, because they ALWAYS get it right the first time) that the regular Cinnamon flavored syrup is being discontinued at the end of this month. Apparently I'm the only one who ever orders a regular Cinnamon flavored drink. Stupid Dolce! The staff recommended I buy a bottle or two to have at home (another reason I love them).
- I retrieved the mail and found a padded envelope from Starbucks. Upon opening, I discovered a lovely little thank you for drinking my way into debt by way of my favorite crack house: