Collected by Em, my 6 year old, on the way home from school today.

The choirs of angels are singing, for I have earned the first reward of being a mommy. Since I successfully kept my children alive to the respective ages of 6 and 3, I am rewarded with 2 1/2 hours of uninterrupted personal time every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. During this time, I am encouraged to do the following without interruption:

1. Use the toilet
2. Shower
3. Complete a thought
4. Watch Oprah & Ellen
5. Read books without pictures
6. Blog without interruption
7. Play with Snickers

Today and Friday are going to be complete free days for me. No major housework. That can start next week if when I start missing the kids. So envy me, for I have been rewarded. Maybe now I won't need Prozac to help me from killing my kids! Ha!

Any other newly childless moms are welcome to come over for pastries and mimosas!