Unbelievable


September 09, 2004
I've become one of them. One of those women who call their friends and neighbors to tell them about the great deals at the grocery store, just in case they missed the circular. Kellogg's Cereals $1.55 each (limit 4). Can I be any more of a soccer mom??

And, just because I know you NEEDED to know, I finished my homework. It took 1/2 hour. I tortured myself for 5 freakin' months over 1/2 hour of work. I must be mental.

amy · 03:29 PM · 2 comments · trackback ·
September 07, 2004
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Guess who woke up at 2 am last night with the whole body sweat, ringing ears, and shit coming out both ends.

Yep. I got Bec's stomach flu. The worst thing is I know exactly how I gave it to myself. I'm a total Snapple Tea addict (and so is she) and I absentmindedly shared it right out of the bottle with her. D'oh.

As I don't have a laptop, and I'm feeling like something that crawled out from under a rock, I may not be posting a whole hell of a lot this week. The walk to the computer feels very long today.

I'll be back when I'm feeling more myself.

Oh, and for those of you keeping track, both my mom and my husband are gone until the end of the week. Joy.

• Queasy
amy · 05:33 AM · 4 comments · trackback ·
July 05, 2004
You would NOT believe what I did to myself tonight. For the longest time, I've had this pea-sized lump on my scalp. It didn't hurt, until recently. The past few days I've been picking at it. Everytime I would run my fingers through my hair I would feel this bump and it would drive me nuts. I felt like I had a scab on it or something, so I went upstairs and had a look at it (it's on the side of my head near the front). Well, I managed to get a pair of tweezers on it, and pulled out this off-white pea sized SOMETHING. My scalp bled for a little while and I called my husband upstairs to check me out. We decided to call our friend who is a doctor, and he said not to worry about it. It was just working itself out. So I cleaned my scalp with peroxide, my hands shaking violently, and applied anti-bacterial ointment. I'm calm now, and the bleeding stopped quickly, but I am SERIOUSLY WEIRDED OUT!!! It's either really gross, or really amazing that I would pull this thing out of my scalp (looking online, I think it's a pilar cyst). I now have an almost pea-sized hole in my scalp, and I realized that I virtually performed surgery on myself!! My husband says that I continue to amaze him (I think most of the time I repulse him at the same time). What are the odds of me having seriously bizarre dreams about lumpy scalps and home surgery tonight?

• Incredulous
amy · 11:11 AM · take your meds · trackback ·
June 29, 2004
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Wow! I'm not going crazy after all! I was farting away at the computer Sunday night/Monday morning, when the whole house started rattling. Weird. I was a little spooked because the only other time I've felt anything like it was in tornado friendly weather. Turns out we had an earthquake here in Northern Illinois! Very rare. It was a 4.1 magnitude at the epicenter which was about 30 miles or so from us. At least I know the apocolypse isn't coming, because we missed the plague of locusts (the cicadas aren't a big deal here). It's strange, there is the New Madrid fault line in Southern Illinois, but not a formal fault where we are, just a "deep fold" in the rock formation. What's next, frogs falling from the sky?

Full story HERE

amy · 11:23 AM · take your meds · trackback ·
June 23, 2004
category News   category Unbelievable   
Lookie what someone managed to cultivate:

STORRS, Conn. - Wait till the neighbors get a whiff of this. A giant exotic plant that has not bloomed in the Northeast in more than 60 years is ready to flower at the University of Connecticut's greenhouses. The "corpse flower" has the odor of 3-day-old road kill, and UConn botanists couldn't be more excited.
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I can't envision any use in nature or otherwise for this plant. Neither can the UConn botanists.

amy · 11:36 AM · take your meds · trackback ·
May 20, 2004
Ok, so I'm in the Mexican food section of the grocery store looking for green enchilada sauce (never did find it, but did find green taco sauce, it will have to do), and this guy comes up to me, and says to me: Not only are you stunningly beautiful but you have a great pair of legs! Umm, thanks (I think). Ok, so I was dressed in a cute skirt, but the fact that this man (who was old enough to be my father) had the gumption to approach me just for that made me a smidge uneasy. I guess I'm ok with being admired from a distance (catcalls, etc.), but up close and personal it's a little creepy. On the other hand, I appreciate the compliment, because that means that my hard work is starting to pay off. I guess I should just take it a face value and strut around thinking "Uh huh, I'm hot, I got it going on!".

amy · 12:19 PM · take your meds · trackback ·
April 21, 2004
Ok, I think going to the Wisdom Course in San Diego caused a rare planetary alignment or something, because in my mediocre life, I have never, I mean NEVER, been as busy as I've been the past few weeks. Weird thing is, I'm not sure I can account for all the time spent doing "stuff".


amy · 12:40 PM · take your meds · trackback ·
April 15, 2004
category Loony-Bin   category Unbelievable   
.You have got to see this!!! Check out one of my favorite bloggers A Girl Named Bob and check out the requests she made to The Subservient Chicken. This is just weird and disturbing enough that I may add it to my links section, not just on my blog, but on my site as well. Please check it out he will do anything you request (except he bocks, I mean, balks at doing anything of a sexual nature).

I'd like to put it to a vote, so go ask him to do a few things until you feel dirty and wrong, then let me know if he goes in my links section. The polls are now open

amy · 12:41 PM · take your meds · trackback ·
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